I am going back to school next semester, that much is clear. My friend Jeremy has been talking a good game about getting his masters in urban planning for quite some time.
And so, in the spirit of competition I have challenged him to A MASTERS-OFF!
BARE KNUCKLE
WINNER-TAKE-ALL
BATTLE...TO...THE...FINISH
Never has there been academic rivalry so intense, so bloody, so completely ridiculous.
Let the games begin.
5 comments:
I so want in on this. However, I feel it is my duty to observe this epic battle for posterity's sake. Good luck to both the competitors!
C'mon Keonig you been talking bout a masters degree for years yourself. Are you just going to sit there by the sidelines, or are you going to saddle yourself with more debt and join the club?
Two Words: Honorary Doctorate.
Two More Words: Endowed Chair.
THAT'S HOW I ROLL, SON!
Nicole and I have a standing bet - first one to a PhD gets $1000. I asked her if my anticipated 2nd masters entitles me to at least $500, but she held firm. Doctorate or nada.
The bet should be who pays off their student loans first.
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