Monday, December 04, 2006

No, You Tell ME What's Worse

The genocide in Darfur
The sectarian strife in Iraq
The reality of a Nuclear North Korea

We now have to deal with:

JESSICA SIMPSON PLAYING A FUCKING BIKE MESSENGER!!

5 comments:

sam said...

oh my god. that's unforgivable.

eefers said...

That would be like me marrying Nick Lachey! (Was that not at all funny? Well, I thought it was, so there.)

Josh said...

Truly this is the Seventh Sign.

matt said...

completely speechless.

Where is the basket for her cute little dog?

John Y said...

While this is truly hideous, there is an amazing, satisfying mental image that comes out of this. Jessica Simpson...gets doored...does a superman over the bars...and road rash. It just kind of feels good to create that mental image, and no, I don't feel guilty at all.