Monday, December 04, 2006

No, You Tell ME What's Worse

The genocide in Darfur
The sectarian strife in Iraq
The reality of a Nuclear North Korea

We now have to deal with:

JESSICA SIMPSON PLAYING A FUCKING BIKE MESSENGER!!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

oh my god. that's unforgivable.

Emily Farris said...

That would be like me marrying Nick Lachey! (Was that not at all funny? Well, I thought it was, so there.)

Anonymous said...

Truly this is the Seventh Sign.

Anonymous said...

completely speechless.

Where is the basket for her cute little dog?

Anonymous said...

While this is truly hideous, there is an amazing, satisfying mental image that comes out of this. Jessica Simpson...gets doored...does a superman over the bars...and road rash. It just kind of feels good to create that mental image, and no, I don't feel guilty at all.